you will sleep here

this is a good photo because it has a pillow just like we have too! the orange doesn't work so please just ignore that. thanks.

this is the crazy bitch who wrote the twilight series

i just needed you to see

we've got a couple of goodies for you guys tonight!

First of all, I thought I'd let you all have a sneak preview of a project we're working on concerning acrobats and circuses.



Next, I would like you guys to pay attention when looking at this photo.. it seems that this girl's sweater is falling off her shoulder. Someone should have told her so! She'll catch a cold!



Also, just a side-note to my other half.. I'm hoping that we can wear something like this when we have our big anniversary party!



Have a safe night readers!!!

CELEBRITY SIGHTING

On my way out of the theatre last night after watching "Death Race" at the Arclight Sherman Oaks, I walked right past Milla Jovovich as she was exiting the elevator.



Her baby's name is Ever? Bad news for Jovovich-Hawk. It's closing. I'm sure you already knew that.

Here's a free bonus:



You've probably already seen this, too.

XOXO,

GG

OMG NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!

WTF!

I'm as shocked as you are.

Samchel's Deal of the Week!

Here's a new feature were going to be posting every week here at Samchel. It's called the Deal of the Week, and it's precisely that. We scour the depths of the internet looking for the hottest items at the lowest prices. Be sure to tell us what you think so we can make any necessary changes to next weeks post.

And now, here is this week's deal!

for our anniversary every year i want a big bouquet that looks like this please:




also, we will go to at least 10 different fast food restaurants and have a 10 course dinner. you are my boyfriend and i love you!

Sorry for the lack of updates guys! Samchel has just been really busy finishing up the summer and getting ready for school. Here's a little present I'm getting for Samchel so he can feel super manly when he starts his first semester at his new school:



Now, I need to go buy some real school things.. like my textbooks!

Love,
Samchel

i will wear these on my ears forever

iloooveyou

one of us is a medical physician

clearly the one with glasses.

Sponsered by Dr. Kevin Germundsen. Stop in for a free Lasik consultation.

Be sure to tell 'em Samchel sent ya!

nothing really to say except

they sure seem to be on the fence when it comes to gay marraige!

Send this post to three of your friends or Samchel will eat your firstborn son.

-Samchel

celebrity update

are you as excited to see brangelina's twins as i am?!?!



did you know nikki blonsky and her family got in a fight with a former contestant of america's next top model and her family? nikki's dad basically cracked the antm contestant's moms head and all their family members are in jail. CRAZY!



and marc jacobs was hanging out with kate moss recently? oh those fashion celebrities.. look at marc's tattoo!! remember how they had that fashion quiz and they asked which designer had a sponge bob tattoo??? yep! it's marc!

and the finale...



NEW COUPLE ALERT WTF WTF WTF?????

If I Were the Boss of TV

And I could only program shows frm HULU.

6:00 P.M. - NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams

Let's start the night off right- with some EDU-tainment. America's best friend Brian Williams is here with a report on why campaign attack ads aren't going away any time soon.



6:05 P.M. - NOVA

The legendary PBS show brings us up to speed on the latest in autonomous vehicles. Don't worry, you're almost to the good stuff.



7:00 P.M. - Dilbert

Here comes the pilot episode of the underrated animated series based one of the most famous comic strips of all time.



7:30 P.M. - The Simpsons

From the shows 19th season, this episode features an old friend by the name of Sideshow Bob, voiced by Kelsey Grammer. Be sure to keep your ears peeled for appearances by "Fraiser" stars David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney!



8:00 P.M. - The Tick

This shit just got real. Another underrated comedy from the 90's, it's "The Tick," starring Patrick Warburton. This pilot episode is directed by "Pushing Daisies" producer and known partygoer Barry Sonnenfeld.



8:30 P.M. - NewsRadio

This is supposed to be a really good sitcom.



*BREAK*

It is strongly advised that you now enjoy some popcorn and a slush. Today's flavor: Mango Ice. Mix one cup of sparkling water with one cup of Trader Joe's mango juice. Let freeze. Bon Appetit! Now back to work.

9:00 P.M. - House

I hear so much about how great this show is and how sassy House is. All I know is this episode involves a magician.



9:45 P.M. - Murder One

My lack of commercials let's us roll right into Steven Bochco's inventive legal drama that follows a single trial through the entire season.



10:30 P.M. - Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I ferking love horror anthology shows. And you should, too.



11:00 P.M. - Night Gallery

Speaking of horror anthologies, here's Rod Serling's follow up to "The Twilight Zone." This episode features two stories, the first of which is notable for being the directorial debut of Steven Spielberg.



12:00 P.M. - Saturday Night Live

Let's take a little breather with two of my favorite clips from said program. The first features Bri Wi doing his thing, and the second features Alex Trebek battling Sean Connery.





12:10 P.M. - Late Night with Conan O' Brien

The night comes to an end as I fall asleep while watching the Irishman's hair bounce around.

Why do you take so long to freeze?!?!

i am going to have an orange juice slush in honor of samchel this morning.